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Urban Dictionary

A place for an idiot who’s father never came back with the milk to give random words sexual meanings to boost his self-esteem.
He defined the word Kangaroo as a way to have sex on Urban Dictionary so that people will think he has had sex before.
by AStupidDeer August 26, 2022
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A website that makes me burst out laughing at the definition’s
Let’s go to Urban Dictionary and laugh our asses off.
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It is a website for definitions but people decide to make normal stuff weird. For example, penguin. People say its something sexual even though it is just and animal in antartica. bruh.🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
Person: Let me check Urban dictionary for a definition.
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
by ඞd€lie-teh-p3ngu¡n April 24, 2022
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by OCTIANE 5 December 19, 2017
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fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe
Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit
by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
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An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.
by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016
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A dictionary made by funny people

eg: Awooga

When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
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