Riding the sandwich

What a turtle that has too much tequila does when trapped between two gorgeous women who are flashing in the hut.

I saw that Miss Jayme tagged and CaliSnacks was typing so I just was riding the sandwich.

by Flyguy01843 October 14, 2023

Las Vegas Sandwich

When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.

Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?

Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”

by CalvinsLeftNut January 02, 2024

open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.

I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.

by Airloven February 10, 2009

Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice

Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!

by bigdickhoncho September 06, 2023

marmalade sandwich

a threesome between queen elizabeth II, paddington bear and sir captain tom moore

my top search on PornHub is marmalade sandwich; i love fascist sex!

by yummytumtumsilver September 10, 2023

depression sandwich

A meal consisting of all the items used in a dish, but eaten and prepared separately.
Usually done when lacking energy to cook.

A: Man, I really don’t feel like making lunch.
B: That’s okay, just eat some cheese, ham and bread.
A: Depression sandwich it is.

by Psy.psy.psy January 13, 2023

Chug sandwich

A chug sandwich is two pieces bread with a dick that is wider than it is long in between..

YO BRO... I want your chug sandwich

by Dadsspagetti May 08, 2019