Bird Fam

The best fortnite player on nintendo switch. add me kid (bird w keys)

bird: Get clapped you fuc face.

7 year old: im calling epic games.

bird: its called getting Bird Fam

bird: alr kid

11 year olds: your still trash boi

by y e z z i r February 10, 2020

Bird Killer

A bird killer is someone who gets a girl but in this case we would call the girl a “bird” meaning she is valid and attractive. Henceforth making the bird killer the person who loses his chance with a bird.

Damn, duley is a bird killer, he f**ked up

by Bird Killer 69420 April 25, 2022

Dodo bird

A speciesism of humans yet to be identified as normal.

Girl: Oh look it’s Garrett

Garrett: IM A DODO BIRD
Scientist: I wonder if he identifies as normal?

by VotiveCobra7793minecraft May 24, 2019

Birds of The Bagel

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."

Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.

by [Worries] January 22, 2020

Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip

Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”

by Evan1510 July 30, 2019

triangle-less bird

A worthless person, the scum of the earth

I have no use for Jaime now, he is a triangle-less bird.

by prof.jimes November 29, 2016

to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ December 31, 2016