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Gage Take 

A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.
Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.
Gage Take by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023
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Mort takes 

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it
“Camavinga is better then gavi
Stop with the mort takes bro
Mort takes by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023

note taker 

an annoying individual about as liked and kindly regarded as a snitch or a liar. someone who's jotting down jaded or extremely off based "facts" in their mind about someone or something, based off what they may claim they saw or heard. their opinions and comments on events that have occurred generally come from way the fuck out in left field and usually have no truth to them whatsoever. they are sometimes known to gather information by asking annoying, off putting questions.
"ay heard ol' karens a note taker." 'don't talk nuthin bout no questions round' er, ya hear ?"

The take of all time 

Pretty much saying a hot take is a bad/horrible take.
Bob: roller blades are better than cars.

Jayden: the take of all time.

Anti Takeover Takeover Club 

The most vital element to todays car community, raising awareness to society showing there is still hope for the passion of cars. Doing so by participating in organized events at local tracks, wearing narrativized merchandise and sharing posts through the media.
just joined the #attc ( anti takeover takeover club) cause f*** takeovers!

National take your boyfriend out to dinner day 

August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day
Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

Small Take Kai

A Small Take Kai is a saying common among people who come from Reading, United Kingdom. It's used to describe someone who only takes a small portion despite there being an abundance of something.
Person 1: "Why did Josh only take two."

Person 2: "Yeah he's a real Small Take Kai."
Small Take Kai by Hector_salamam October 30, 2023