Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Taking A Journey

When you go through every single drug you can think of (you have to save up $$$$$$ for this) and do all of them in order all the same day, this may or may not be a way to off urself but like this is the way to do it.

"Hey man what are you doing you've been so sad recently?" "Oh I've just been Taking A Journey recently."

by VenomSlash April 12, 2023

Sup baby take me out to dinner

Ayoo

Person 1 what do you wanna tell Joe Biden right now
Person 2 sup baby take me out to dinner

by Somebody is watching me February 3, 2022

take that and suck on it

a term defiantly used too much by teenage males. it is from jeffy, a puppet that does stupid stuff. it is basically saying to take whatever they are talking about and to suck on it. thats all. Sometimes used as a comeback.

"Your stupid" "your stupider, take that and suck on it"

by MARYLYNBUTTHOLE May 13, 2018

Taking the DM Bait

When someone "accidentally" texts someone or messages them on social media, but has a plan to work on them to get in their pants.

I butt dialed her to see if she would end up taking the DM bait. She responded and we started talking about what she wants in a man and then I played the game and she gave it up to me and took the bait.

by calic0jack July 18, 2018

Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021

Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.

Boy, take yourself home.

by NR96 May 15, 2022