Future Poo

A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!

"Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"

by K-One2007 December 1, 2007

Jungle Poo

The act of defecating in a wilderness setting with out modern hygenic tools

Dude i Need to take a shit but i dont have any toilet paper

its okay Dangina where in the forest just do the Jungle poo

by Dangina Montana! December 12, 2010

Sham Poo

Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending

"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"

by legolas1890 September 6, 2013

jaxi poo poo bear

the emoest baddie of them all. he rails all your moms. The weirdest Lil shart you will ever meet. The gayest fuck, the faggoty of fags. JAX I poo poo bear<3

bro that guys gay asf

OMG THAT GUYS A FULL ON JAXI POO POO BEAR

by urmommy696969 November 9, 2021

my life is poo

your life is, duh, poo!

my life is poo

by PianoVibes May 10, 2021

cum poo

cum poo is were you scrach ur balls and ass and then rub it on some ones face in a martial art fassion

cum poo variation of the poo tash

by razer edge October 17, 2006

noob monkey poo

reffering to someone who is greater than a noob, but still your friend.

ZOMG! Josh, you're such a noob monkey poo.

by Michelle Sanderlin November 26, 2007