by Tatters04 May 17, 2025
Get the Bruce Wayne’s Pocketmug. When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.
As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.
by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020
Get the Hot pocketmug. by No Condom John October 7, 2009
Get the woman-pocketmug. "All we did today in health class was talk about juice pockets."
"Dude, he ate the last cookie? What a juice pocket."
"Dude, he ate the last cookie? What a juice pocket."
by lautaylo September 30, 2009
Get the juice pocketmug. The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016
Get the Pocket Fapmug. by Adeyinkaslang April 26, 2024
Get the Thot pocketmug. The kind of rizz you need and pull out when the opportunity to interact with someone attractive catches you off-guard, especially when you have a very small window of time to interact with them. The Swiss Army knife of rizzes.
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Bro why didn't you get that fine girl's number?! You might never see her again!"
Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."
Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."
by dereksn April 15, 2023
Get the Pocket Rizzmug.