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Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
by Joe-seph May 17, 2018
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pants

clothing that you wear on your legs. there are lots of kinds of pants. they are comfy and keep you warm in the spring. you can wear them all the time unless you're wearing a dress or a skirt or you just don't roll that way.
Person 1: I have to go put on my pants
Persin 2: Why aren't you wearing pants
Person 1: leaves
by notbarneystinson September 5, 2020
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skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018
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Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.
I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.
by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010
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Ante Pante

Ante Pante is someone who likes to take long walks. This person will also like to flop around on the ground like a fish.
BE WARE!
OH NO a Ante Pante is nearby!
by AgnesoBanana November 18, 2018
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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Sweet Pants

A Man That Likes Other Men Romantically
He dates men,he's a sweet pants
by Steady Flow 7 November 24, 2021
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