When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)
Into a “mushroom”)
by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021

by Darkestalone November 27, 2022

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.
Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 14, 2023

by Regina de Coeli September 4, 2011

by cdmkv March 17, 2021
