Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house

I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!

by Cav42 February 28, 2023

Happy meal house

A standard looking house that gives a subpar house normally bought by a family of modest means

That house is a 3/1 with no dining room, definitely a happy meal house

by tyrooo123 March 3, 2023

The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.

Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.

by MLS trio March 6, 2023

Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

by ROBop March 18, 2023

Battle For The House

An unpopular object show about multiple objects competing for the prize of a house.

Timmy: wow, there's no new episode of Battle For The House...
Paul: of course not.

by Riles Morales March 26, 2023

Sarah's Haunted House

A term used when your friend's house is haunted.

OMG, THE STOVE STARTED LEVITATING ITS SARAH'S HAUNTED HOUSE!!

by REV G March 26, 2023

House Becky

A leftist white woman who constantly defends unsavoury and/or racist black behaviour constantly, rejects her own culture and will always be there to condescendingly explain why we shouldn't hold the black community accountable.

Asian protestor: Well, I really think we need to hold the black community accountable for their role in Asian hate crimes.

House Becky: Nah, white supremacy is the reason that black people go around killing and assaulting Asian people.

by Fuckblackracism March 27, 2023