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Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas
Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala
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potato

Potatoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is everything
by Bobbyisapotato June 15, 2018
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Potato ChooChoo

The act of getting o your dick sucked from the back while eating a potato product (EX: fries, mashed potatoes, etc).

Often it is common for the recipient to yell “All Aboard!” before engaging in oral sex. It is then required for the Giftee to make train noises after/while climaxing their partner(s).
Hey baby girl, you a fine looking lot lizard how about for $50 you come back to my truck and give me a “Potato ChooChoo”.

“Potato ChooChoo” is a verb describing the sexual act of lot lizards sucking it from the back in trucks. This is including the addition of potato products and the lot lizard yelling train sounds.
by Al’sTrucks420 December 12, 2022
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Potato

A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:
O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.
by _Dictionaryuser#473 January 22, 2021
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1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)
I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!
by Reali88 August 18, 2020
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Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.
by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017
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A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows
by Browntheman April 24, 2018
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