May 25

May 25 is the day that you have to FaceTime your friends for 2-4+ hours.

May 25 is soon can’t wait to call you!!

by BradyLC May 24, 2022

Mai Ham

Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.

Damn, Mai Ham is so perfect!

by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022

May 1st

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day

person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

by izothecatdidntask\ May 1, 2022

Brady May

a big headass lesbian furry who legit wont stop bothering you hes very annoying and keeps you up till 2am every fucking night hes a major bottom with a 5mm dick and hes actually pretty nice tho

“man im so tired. brady may kept me up all night yesterday”

by botnamedcook January 28, 2020

May 12

National Masturbation/Send Nudes Day

Hey it’s May 12 time to have some fun

by Hehdbd May 12, 2022

clay-may

a motion picture made with clay-mation figures

Wallace and Gromit is a clay-may.

by Lumosgirl1 March 31, 2009

Mai-li

Someone incredibly zesty with a tad of lesbian

You see those two women together yeah I bet it’s mai-li

by Caterpilkar325555 March 3, 2024