Hot Meal

When a guy cums on the mouth or the chin of a girl

Johnny: "Yeah after I was finished I gave her a nice hot meal on her chin

by scareyfaces August 23, 2008

Hot Chocolate

The act of warming a glass of milk in the microwave, then taking a syringe and taking the milk from the cup and placing it into your woman's B hole. Than placing a marshmallow in to plug it. All said and done she stand over top of you after mixing in her B hole and shoots it into your mouth.

It's that time of year again man, I really could go for one of my girlfriends hot chocolates

by Snipedog22 December 30, 2014

Hot Seat

Stuffing a handful of Cinnamon Red Hots candies in your girlfriend's snatch prior to an extended car ride mistakenly thinking it will induce sexual urges. It never works.

Sometimes referred to as The MotorCity Hot Seat as it was reportedly the ill-concieved notion of a jackass from Detroit.

Biff: Before our trip to Houghton Lake I gave my girl The Hot Seat. 30 minutes later she was washing her cooch in a truckstop sink. Damn. That thing looked like Oopsy The Clown sticking his tongue out!

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

Hot Chocolate

When you put Tabasco sauce on your tongue, then proceed to lick another person's asshole.

So I was tossing my girlfriend's salad last night, and I snuck some Tabasco on my tongue and gave her a Hot chocolate for dessert!

by FairyBoyCrew March 29, 2010

Hot Karl

1. The greatest rapper alive. His debut album "I Like to Read" was better than Illmatic.

Did you hear that Hot Karl record? It was totally better than Illmatic!

by Jensen Karp Fan April 22, 2011

hot mess

Someone or something that is extremely disorganized and/or in need of much improvement

Damn, did you see shorty at the club? She was a hot mess!

by Marc25 August 15, 2009

Indie Hot

A way of describing a chick or dude who isnt isnt hot by popular standards but is still damn sexy in an indie way.

Indie chick 1: Look at her over there. Shes such a blonde bitch!

Indie chick 2: Twetally! But her bf it sooo indie hot

Indie chick 1: I reckon! She sooo doesnt deserve him!

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Indie dude 1: Heyy man! Huz the new gf?!?!

Indie dude 2: Yo! Its jonnys sister!

Indie dude 1: Hes such a fucking jock!

Indie dude 2: I kno. But his sister is indie hot!

by HxE December 13, 2009