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The main reason why MySpace died and is also the hotspot for stupid boomers. Every corner, there is always a racist, anti-vaxxer, insane parent, and stupid person that love to spam emojis that is obsessed with minion memes. Minions used to be funny and adorable until boomers found them. Also don't forget it is used by the CIA, FBI, and NSA to spy on you.
Karen: Did you look at this minion meme on Facebook 😜😜😜😜
Susan: Lol yes I did so funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
by IdekIForgotMyName February 2, 2021
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Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who is a dick, but only chimes in on Facebook when another dick initiates it first.
“It seems that John is always Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve.”
by Kooterkat January 2, 2021
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Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.
John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve
by Kooterkat January 3, 2021
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Facebook grenade

A post on Facebook that is controversial and provokes a powerful response. You make the post, then wait for the proverbial explosion.
I have a controversial opinion on who is the greatest badminton player of all time, and wanted to start a discussion, so I dropped a Facebook grenade and waited for people to tell me why I was wrong.
by AcesWild212 January 7, 2021
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Facebook

person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
by IS THAT REAL February 8, 2021
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Facebook

-yo you know facebook
-you mean garb?
by the epic bean muncher February 17, 2021
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Facebook envy

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.
"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
by sandyzombie April 28, 2021
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