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crack for children

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018
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Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021
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Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack
Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
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Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022
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crack wax

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.
This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.
by uh...clem December 10, 2022
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Crack Rape

Some crack head on the street blows a cloud of crack in your face when you aren’t suspecting. Taking your crack virginity.
I was running in Miami this morning and some guy on the street crack raped me. I almost threw up.
by Sumxlucki December 29, 2023
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Say No To Crack

Your ass-crack's showing for all to see.
Yo, say no to crack!
What?
Your butt-crack's out. Pull your pants up or get a belt dude.
by goofygarfieldenjoyer February 25, 2025
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