Chris

Chris is de knapste en slimste persoon die je ooit hebt ontmoet. Je kan hem maar beter bevriend houden, want met hem in jouw leven heb je enkel nog geluk! Vergeet Chris niet soms even te knuffelen, daardoor laad zijn energie op en kan hou jou weer geluk bieden. Een Chris in je leven is net zoals tandpasta, je kan niet zonder!
Jongen 1: "Ik heb net met Chris geknuffeld"
Jongen 2: "Dan heb je veel geluk!"
by JasperUitBrabant November 21, 2021
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Chris

Chris is a jock and is usually very very good in the sport that he plays Chris's tend to be fuckboys and jump from girl to girl but girls love to be around him because they know how to talk to girls and make them intrested
Omg Chris is fine let's chill with him
by Seattle kingz July 17, 2017
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Chris

Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.
Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021
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Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.
Ah! so you Chris fixed your car
by kwentschair October 28, 2019
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Chris

Sexy ass boy that pulls bitches everyday has no girlfriend because he can’t stand hoes but is one fine ass person Chris is a very good name
Sexy boy Chris that gets all the girls
by Sexy nikka Chris November 23, 2021
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Chris

The smartest and coolest person you will ever see on earth, or perhaps the whole universe. This guy can get whatever he desires from anyone.
A: How are you doing bro?
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.
by chris chris chris chirs July 24, 2025
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Chris

Y’all seen Chris new ig story? It was the geek
by Theoneuglynigga October 19, 2019
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