A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.
Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.
(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.
(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.
by RDESlick November 5, 2025
Get the Chris Hoakinsmug. Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018
Get the Chris Lahnmug. The greatest of all time, he has multiple nicknames "Lionheart" "The Man of 1,004 Holds" "Y2J" "The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla" "The Codebreaker" "The Saivor of the WWE" "The Painmaker" and most recently "Le Champion" his finisher The Judas Effect is the best new finisher of 2019 for me.
James: Do you like Chris Jericho?
Adam: of course I do. He got the words it, and quiet, a scarf , 2 lists, and a little bit of the bubbly over
Adam: of course I do. He got the words it, and quiet, a scarf , 2 lists, and a little bit of the bubbly over
by Memeboi22 December 27, 2019
Get the Chris Jerichomug. by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021
Get the Chris Smithmug. A loving caring guy who is always up for an adventure. A Chris is the best kind of friend and an even better boyfriend. A Chris is always there to listen to your problems when you have a bad day. A Chris will go see a long boring musical with you just to hang out. In other words he is a very good looking dude with a funny attitude that you just cant help but to fall in love in love with.
by Mr. Chairwasalreadytaken September 9, 2016
Get the Chrismug. by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023
Get the Chris Edwardsmug. Chris is a sexy ass nigga he has a way with the ladies but his heart is set on one person (mya) girls want him niggas wanna be him but that shit will never happen because he is the original
Chris you wanna go to movies?
by Lovelyansaksn December 7, 2019
Get the Chrismug.