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Bum/nobody

One sexy/strong/ smart /talented person
by Yourmom3434 April 23, 2019
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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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Bum Fluff

The hair grown on the face of a pubescent teenager, young man or a eshay who has never matured.
"That's not a beard champ, that's bum fluff "
by Thekaleguy July 31, 2021
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Bum

he is a bum
James: YOUR A BUM
Alex: I KNOW
by how.rude October 29, 2019
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knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold
i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum
by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018
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Bum

A homeless person. Most of the kids in 83221.
The Red headed girl was a Bum on the street.
by CrispyCheeZe. October 16, 2019
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Leaky Bum

Dad, we got you this for your Christmas present!
by BiggJill_Is_gay December 20, 2020
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