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Bum

Man, that’s a bum.
by Jack Danniells October 13, 2018
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Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.
Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.
by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020
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angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!
Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank
by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017
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bum ass kid

1. General dude who is greedy, untrustworthy, ungrateful, lazy and just a bum in general. Would rather buy a bag of chips and dew and play C.O.D. all day then to actually work.

2. Teenager between the age of 15-18. Generally only hangs with you to smoke your bud or your cigs and never gets you back.
Jamal: "Aye bruh can I get a 20 for food yo? I'll pay you back brooo I swear."

Labron: "Hell nah cuz, fuck out here with that shit, you bum ass kid."
by PhatDoinkSmoker420 December 6, 2018
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Bum

Luke: I dare you to lick a bum
Alexander: Which type?
Luke: Y'know? The homeless one
Alexander: OH FUCK NO!
by -Insert Name- November 15, 2017
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pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man
Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most
by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020
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