brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2008

brown-herman

When a group of guys takes a dump on a girls chest, and finger-paints on her face using the feces.

Molly looked like shit, she was up all night getting a brown-herman.

by super awesome February 23, 2008

Brown Russian

It is a White Russian made with the cup from "2 girls, one cup."

Dude, I can't belive she just drank that Brown Russian

by chocko! April 5, 2009

Browning Out

The resulting comatose state induced by a sudden, intense, and in most cases involuntary bowel movement. The victim may temporarily develop a minor form of amnesia due to an unstable peak in anal pressure and release known as Anal Fragmentation. Anal Fragmentation leaves the victim with little memory of said movement prior to losing consciousness. This is informally known as the process of blowing out ones sphincter.

The aftermath of a case of "Browning Out", provided the victims anus is still within repair, often calls for the prompt administration of medical and psychological aid. If left unattended the victim will experience long-term anal leakage and probable death due to serious infection and inability to withhold from defecation. Or Simply die of embarrASSment.

I invited the new girl from work out to family dinner on Sunday. The date was going well until Susie's bowels exploded on Gram Gram. Susie and Gram Gram are still in the hospital due to the browning out incident and cannot recall anything after the appetizers. Susie had mentioned her condition in regards to ethnic foods, and to Gram Gram's demise-- I ignored it. I'm sorry Gram Gram.

by FranMan November 13, 2013

James Brown

1) A singer of soul who has huge hair. High pitched voice and is able to do the splits, was recently in the tuxedo.
2) A kid with a over large head(egg), is a alien frog cut off and ia part of triplets

1) Get upa, get on up - James Brown
2) Ouef tete, James Brown in french

by Voodooo December 8, 2005

john brown

king of the burbs baby, all about revivin' the ghetto.

hallelujah hollaback.

John Brown: It's a company. We got experienced members of the street.
Lord Jamar: What's it about? I don't care who ya got. What's it about?
JB: It's about the revival.
LJ: The revival of what?
JB: The ghetto.
LJ: Why would you want to revive the ghetto? The ghetto is poverty and pain, especially for black people.
JB: I wanna revive economically, spiritually...nahmsayin? Infrastructure-wise. It's nothin' but love, my brother.

by hannah fuckin nichols December 12, 2008

cleveland browns

NFL team who is continuiously losing to the Pittsburgh Steelers. As hard as they practice and train they just can't win. They've never won a superbowl, unlike their better rivals, The Steelers, who have won five. They have no key players and often have trouble completing just one pass.

"Those Cleveland Browns got thier ass beat by the Pittsburgh Steelers last week!"

by Shag-LOC August 24, 2006