May 14

National show Jacob North your boobs day.

It’s May 14th! Did you show Jacob North your boobs yet?

by anonymous May 14, 2024

May 27th

Hang out with your bestie all day

On may 27th you hang out with your bestie

by Mlcg1 May 26, 2022

may the brew be with you

Having beers be with you at all time, alcohol.

Hey johnny, may the brew be with you and don't let the alcohol be out of your sight.

by thelostvokal May 7, 2015

May 11

Slap any one with the letter S in there name or ask your crush out for Valentine’s Day

Ask your crush for a hug on may 11

by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022

May 5th

National show ur bf ur juicy ass day

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”

“Of course babe anything for my bf”

by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022

Eliza-May

Eliza-May is a wonderful and a beautiful girl and she will always make you jealous because of her beauty and she always shows kindness but she can be a bit evil at times but she really is a heart melter

Aww I love Eliza-May

by POO ON JEFF June 3, 2021

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019