pei dai

*chucks basketball and attempts to break backboard*
OH SHIT I MADE IT

I CARRIED THE TEAM BOW DOWN PEASANTS

Pei Dai chucked the basketball from half court and it was an airball

by big ol' sex slave June 3, 2019

Flirt Day

August 30th is flirt day so all the freaks flirt awayy

“hey guess what day it is”
“FLIRT DAYYY”

by freakyguy 122 August 29, 2019

T-day

FIrst day of Autumn when it's so cold you gotta drink a warm Tea.

- Oh dude, it's already T-day!
- I know, and it's only 6th of September :(

by bejmuller September 6, 2019

Footlong Day

Footlong day is on march 13. A day to celebrate guys with footlongs. Flaunt it if you got it, and if you don’t got it then buy a footlong from subway to celebrate.

Sally: Hey Dave happy footlong day.
Dave: Thanks Sally.
Sally: So can I see it?
Dave: Sure, but only because it’s footlong day.

by TMoney1441 October 15, 2019

Mason Day

Taking the day off work (when others have managed to make it in) as a result of an incredibly light dusting of snow on the ground. Made popular in the U.K. as a result of hysteria from ‘yellow’ warnings broadcast by the BBC.

Louis: “Where’s Gavin?”

Stuart: “He’s having a Mason Day”

Louis: “But it’s not snowing!?”

Stuart: “.....”

by rdjm01 May 17, 2018

Kunts day

A day

Today its kunts day

by Twisted brother May 23, 2018

Flash day

April 20 flash your body to a friend, best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend or Just a friend That you are comfortable showing your body to.

Jone: hey John, Take a look at my breasts, what do you think of them, and also my ass and vagina.

John: That beautiful, take a look at mine and tell me what you think.

Jone: That’s a really nice penis John

Together: HAPPY FLASH DAY!!

by Loreal men expert April 18, 2018