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Bushes

Bushes like "bull-shit" school, work, family, friendly curse word
Wow, you can't go. That's bushes dude
by Mynameiscay November 22, 2016
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Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!
Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
by Stoney69 June 22, 2022
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bush telly

A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree
Girl you have one big bush telly going on there
by Coozba August 17, 2017
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stickle bush

Stickle Bush is the physical nature of a female never washing the sperm residue from her vagina causing it to harden and crust. Reasoning of this behavior is the lust of a love one to the of losing him. Issues with allowing this to happen may result in sealing the vagina up completely and problems with their monthly gift.
Boyfriend:"Dude, I wasn't able to get a piece of tail again last night."

Friend: " What, is she not putting out?"

Boyfriend: " No the crazy b!+€h has a stickle bush."

Friend: " That's $h!+¥ man."
by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017
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bushed

to “get bushed” or “bush yourself” is to be caught in act of masturbating or watching porn in school.
“Dude! Isaac totally bushed himself in class with an ad for fury porn!”
by RockHardHonkers August 30, 2023
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bush haircut

by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018
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bush breasts

OMG...that dude has hairy moobs!! Dude those are Bush Breasts!!
by Psikopathikly Speaking July 15, 2014
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