Don't take it seriously

You definitely can't accuse me of THAT, that's for damn sure. I am like, super militant.

Hym "You can't say that I don't take it seriously that's for damn sure."

by Hym Iam April 15, 2024

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016

taking an elvis

When you poop so hard you come close to passing out and dying.

Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!

by BirndneckBenjy February 24, 2018

Take the cheese and run with it

An slang Aussie fishing term used to describe fishing in the Murray for Cod and hoping the fish takes the bait and runs with the hook.

Bit quiet on the river today Scotty, hope one will take the cheese and run with it soon.

by Aussie fisho October 8, 2018

Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

by anonymous August 15, 2021

Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming

Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”

by BadBrisket July 19, 2022