When a person is chowing down on another person's ass, the ass sucker makes a suction around the starfish with their mouth, but the starfish us unruly and sucks your lips in, much like a singularity absorbing all matter in its path.
Person 1: Word on the street says you've been hanging out with Deltrese again. You know she a ho, yeah?
Person 2: Well I was thinking about it for a while. I just got done fucking her and she wanted to shower. While we was in there she say "eat my ass" so I did, except that bitch asshole sucked my lips in like a goddamn black hole; we had to go to the hospital like a muthafuckin human centipede.
Person 1: Bruh. Bruh. I don't think we can be homies anymore.
Person 2: Well I was thinking about it for a while. I just got done fucking her and she wanted to shower. While we was in there she say "eat my ass" so I did, except that bitch asshole sucked my lips in like a goddamn black hole; we had to go to the hospital like a muthafuckin human centipede.
Person 1: Bruh. Bruh. I don't think we can be homies anymore.
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"Hey, do you want to go to the mall with me today?"
"No thanks, I'm celebrating Black Sabbath by opening all the gifts I pried from someone else's cold dead fingers yesterday."
"God bless Merica!"
"No thanks, I'm celebrating Black Sabbath by opening all the gifts I pried from someone else's cold dead fingers yesterday."
"God bless Merica!"
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The following list of people know first-hand what it's like to be Black-Fired : Christopher Cukor(pending); Permit Patty; Barbecue Becky; Poolside Pete; Corner store Caroline; Golf cart Gail; Starbucks; Crosswalk Cathy; Hotel Earl; MIchael Dunn; Officer Amber Guyger; Officer Michael Slager; Officer Betty Shelby; Officer Brian Livernois; Officer Anthony Figueroa; Officer John Smyly; Officer Mike Moore; Sgt. James Hines; Hilary Brooke Mueller; South Park Susan: Ruby Nell Howell and the list goes on and on and on....
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Get the Black flagged mug.This album was the studio version of the music from Tom Waits, Robert Wilson, and William S. Burroughs play; The Black Rider: The Casting of the Magic Bullets. And, it was Waits' twelfth album. It's quite beautiful, and also quite varying. It has some songs that are exciting; like The Black Rider, some that are depressing; like The Last Rose Of Summer, and some that are absolutely weird; like Oily Night. It's guaranteed to give you nightmares and steal your soul, but sorry - no money back.
An excerpt from The Black Rider's-
November
With my hair slicked back
With carrion shellac
With the blood from a pheasant
And the bone from a hare
Tied to the branches
Of a roebuck stag
Left to wave in the timber
Like a buck shot flag
November
With my hair slicked back
With carrion shellac
With the blood from a pheasant
And the bone from a hare
Tied to the branches
Of a roebuck stag
Left to wave in the timber
Like a buck shot flag
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