puddle nut

When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.

Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.

Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut

by TopazGrenadeir March 13, 2019

The nut virus

You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.

Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.

by Antwan Guzzels August 24, 2020

Sun Nut

When you nut in her eyes in the morning lile if she woke up and got blinded by the sun

Me: *wakes up with gf*

Her: time to wake up!

Me: Start off the day right! By giving you a nice sun nut.

by Kodak BlaCOCK June 17, 2017

Nut swimmer

A noun used to refer to everybody since, at one point in time, we all swam in our dad’s nuts

Hey! What are you nut swimmers up to?

by Hispandican & Lil Hispandican January 18, 2022

Soup to nuts

The phrase “soup to nuts” does not exist. If you hear someone say that “soup to nuts” is a real phrase tell them soup deez nuts

Person 1: well from soup to nuts-
Person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

by Big moth July 21, 2023

Nut Race

Noun: A game played generally in an orgy setting, were the men race to "bust their nut" first. The term is often used to describe someone in a hurry.

"Let's take things slow, it is not like we are in a nut race."

"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"

by Vet Student December 19, 2011

nuts and elves

When a person is burping up Burger King onion rings, at a Dave Matthews tailgate, like nothing else.

I'm burpin' up these onion rings like nuts and elves

by watkins32 June 27, 2010