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Nerdcock

The equivalent to "whipping it out" intellectually; a show of bravado uncharacteristic to the speaker. Frequently seen in Silicon Valley.
At the LAN party, Jack bragged, "yeah, it's my damn small linux lunchbox pc with a Celeron set at 100 MHz FSB,"

to which his wife replied,"put your nerdcock away and pass me those bagel bites before they get cold."
by PiratesOfSiliconValley January 30, 2008
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nerds

Contrary to popular belief nerds are not necesarilly the honor roll, teacher pet students people think they are. No the Nerd subculture is made up of gamers, otaku, and fanboys.
These guys and girls don't go home and do homework and study. No, they spend all after school and all of their free time playing online multiplayer games, playing YugiOh, and watching anime and reading comic books. Kids who actually study and do homework are just smart. Most of them tend to be either overweight or underweight, they gorge on junk food, and whenever they're on Xbox Live or 4Chan they front and pretend to be badasses when in real life they'd get their asses handed to them from lack of exercise.
Don't be fooled you can be a gamer or manga lover without being a nerd it's just that nerds are obsessed with video games and anime/manga. Also for the real nerds when girls say they love nerdy guys, they're usually talking about hipsters who wear the whole nerd outfit of thick frame glasses and plaid shirts, not your pathetic asses.
Nerds spend almost all of their free time playing video games, playing trading card games, reading manga, or watching anime and cartoons and rarely ever socialize with anyone outside of the Internet.
by NateParker93 April 21, 2011
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Nerdgasm

Noun: Seeing, experiencing and or being part of an event so absolutley nerd like, so f^@&ing dorky you have an almost orgasmic like experience. Similar experiences can be classified as Dorkrections or a "Fully Stimulated Geeklitorous"
"Dude I just saw the trailer for spiderman 3 and almost had a nerdgasm" ; "I just played halo 3 beta and had huge nerdgasm. You should have seen the size of my dorkrection man, You could have put a like half a dozen donuts on it!"
by Comikazee May 4, 2007
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nerdbirds

Your typical all around nerd, but they are nerds who tower over you like a bird. Can be scrany, average, or fat as long as they are taller than you.
You see them nerdbirds over there... theres no way they're freshman... better keep my distance, never know if they're packing.
by kentuckyfriedcarl February 5, 2009
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nerdgasm

The intense feeling of joy a nerd feels when he or she plays World of Warcraft (WoW) for the first time.
Holy shit! Ted just got a nerdgasm!
by Sir Butters Leopold Stotch August 23, 2010
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Nerdle

is a herd of nerds. There is no escape... resistance is futile and you will be assimilated! (Say nerdles & we'll send crows to peck out your tongue!)
We nerdle will be watching and talk space, rockets, and the universe.
by Starship SH fan June 25, 2020
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Nerdy Wiggers

All the members of the EK And Legend Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy Clan. They are the ultimate nerds.
Wow your a nerdy wigger kurpot, hahaha. Oh and you too fhagnik.
by Eric Clapton September 22, 2004
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