Mexican Paint Job

An accidental sex move caused by pulling out too late, due to pleasure, where you ejaculate inside of the vagina and outside on her pubic area creating a "cream on the inside and the outside" paint job.

Man, I was having the best sex of my life and didn't calculate the correct time to pull out giving her the good ol' Mexican Paint Job. Now I'm worried of having a lil kid.

by JosePerez April 24, 2011

Mexican Gentleman

Making out with a sexual partner instantly or briefly after giving her a Dirty Sanchez.

"Did you do anything dirt nasty with your girlfriend last night?"

"Let's just say.. I'm a mexican gentleman."

by Joey Gaskell January 18, 2012

Mexican Soccer Game

While someone is giving someone anal sex, a third person jumps in the room and gives the receiver a series of swift kicks to the groinal area.

Mary wouldn't stop complaining, so her boyfriend asked his buddy to jump in and give her the meanest mexican soccer game in history.

by M m October 22, 2006

mexican bootleg connection

really crappy connection while on xbox live, usually makes the game as laggy as standbying would

Damn, this kid must have mexican bootleg connection

by Mufasa3000 October 22, 2008

ship-wrecked mexican

....or, a Puerto Rican. Nah, bro, he ain't black, he a ship-wrecked Mexican!

'Yo, homey grifted two k off that ship-wrecked Mexican!

by ULtiMaTe oZ April 5, 2006

Angry Mexican Touristo

The act of wrapping your dick in a soft taco shell and fucking all of your girlfriends holes. And when you blow your load you must say " ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiba"

Dude i totaly Angry Mexican Touristo your mom last night!

by Angry.Mexican.Touristo October 29, 2010

mexican dirt salad

Typically a fetish act started in the small mexican coastal village of burritoholafajita where a man shoves dirt in a womens vagina and then has intercourse with her. It is also a rite of passage for the uneducated.

Dude, mexican dirt salad are not as much fun as they sound

by chachaddict April 17, 2009