Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game

I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.

by Weshboy May 22, 2020

facebook energy

Energy from a meme you see that makes you think of originates from Facebook

"Your meme has Facebook Energy" "what do you mean I thought it was funny"

by Ya'and March 9, 2020

facebook

(verb) using a book to hit the face of sb with great force

jim apologised for facebook-ing tony

by humansrweird June 3, 2020

Facebook

Instagrams grandfather

Facebook is for oldies

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Facebook Slander

Facebook slander is when someone mainly a fake friend deletes or blocks you and then spreads false accusations and rumors trying to get others against you,usually only cowards are guilty of this and usually get their asses beaten to a pulp in the end

So you like to Facebook slander others because you think its cool and you're a coward because you wouldn't say it to their face.

by peasenoff smells July 29, 2020

Facebook

A app off the app store that died in 2016

Hi do you have Facebook. No

by Your real name ...... August 8, 2020

Facebook mom group

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.

Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.

by Luigi836 August 17, 2020