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facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019
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FaceBook Prayers

For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.
Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!
by UDissoooepical June 19, 2010
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Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.
I said something wrong I've been facebooked!
by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021
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Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011
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facebook aunt

That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year
"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."
by Doggydip May 21, 2019
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Facebook

A website used by antivax moms/millennials posting Videos and pictures of their 2 year old
Oh look another naked baby on my grandmothers Facebook page
by w h y November 20, 2021
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Facebook Fracas

Facebook Fracas - an argument, or squabble amongst friends and family on Facebook, the social networking site. Usually caused by bitchy women folk.
A Facebook Fracas usually starts with a comment that can be taken either way and then esculates into all out war on statuses. With people backing up family and freinds with threats of violence towards the friends and family of the person who made the comment.
by BENNYBOY1 March 26, 2011
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