National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day
by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025
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crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 13, 2022
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Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack
Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
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crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.
My dog is being a crack panda.
by Theonedtown October 30, 2015
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Crack Limo

In London it is used to identify Lime Bikes, as these are the preferred mode of transportation of crack dealers.
Look at that shirtless guy riding a crack limo
by Crack Limo May 17, 2025
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naruto on crack

A popular series of funny or vine videos of so called "naruto on crack"
Radom ass person: yo have you seen naruto on crack other person:wtf is naruto on crack
by Idkwtfyw May 15, 2020
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Butt crack

The line between your booty cheeks
by February 08, 2023
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