chicken dicker

A 99 year old man who jerks off four times a day. Usuall after using the bathroom and shakes his dick thinking it was a stranger doing it.

Best time of the day is whwn I jerk off in seven eleven said the chicken dicker.

by chickendicker July 5, 2014

Work chicken

Work chicken is a game, played at work where two or more players try to avoid doing anything to do with their job. The last player to stay idle wins.

"It's so easy playing work chicken with Cal, he's such a tool!"

by PluckyJoe July 17, 2014

Tame the Chicken

female masturbation; stated in such a way most people do not know what you mean.

"Hey Jessa, I'm gonna go home so I can Tame the Chicken."

by jmess69 September 19, 2014

chicken jerk

Masturbation using chicken eggs as the lubrication.

That guy smells like poultry, he must have just gotten done chicken jerking.

by Cocksssss November 9, 2014

Fiery Chicken

It's when the male pours gasoline onto his penis and lights the gasoline on fire. Then he swiftly penetrates the woman's vagina or bootyhole to extinguish the flames.

Jim looked at Jill and he said, "I want to do the fiery chicken with you." He went into the garage to get the gasoline.

by Deez nuts 69696969696966696969 May 24, 2015

washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation

Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law

by justahappyguy June 6, 2015

skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

by Toxicbullet73 October 1, 2015