Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
Get the Chrismug. by chrischrisdannybliss January 22, 2019
Get the chrismug. The "Chris" Effect, where someone gives off the impression that they hate something or someone with a passion, but in reality, they have a deep affection or love for the aforementioned
A guy I know plays this game for many hours almost every day, but he always talks about how much he hates the game, as he continues to play it. I think he has a case of The Chris Effect
by JoeModest July 10, 2025
Get the The Chris Effectmug. He acts the gayest in the friend group
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance
When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans
He has a very good taste in guys
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance
When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans
He has a very good taste in guys
Chris is very passionate about guys
by The playa from the hemolysis June 24, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
Get the Chrismug. by BeachesLoveJeeps July 7, 2015
Get the chris duelmug. by oloswrld June 30, 2020
Get the Chris Brownmug.