When a guy over 6ft gives a bird anal and pulls out and slaps his giant balls in her face giving her black eyes
by Bigal83 May 14, 2024
Get the Dirty chris mug.When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024
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He's caring and understanding
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Guy1: that guy understood my problems and gave me very good advice!
Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!
Guy3: wow he must be a Chris
Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
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Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!
Guy3: wow he must be a Chris
Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
Look that guy is Handsome! he must be a Chris
by Ziane May 27, 2024
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Get the Chris Martin mug.Usually a VCE computing teacher and it’s most common habitat is in his office preying on young children. He spends his days eating biscuits 24/7 and throwing pieces of chalk at kids. Usually a very sad, depressed individual and likes to call him self Buckers or Buckets.
by jv.pro November 27, 2021
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by biven November 28, 2021
Get the Chris mug.a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.
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