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Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
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chris

a contextual term that can refer to many things
I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.
by chrischrisdannybliss January 22, 2019
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The Chris Effect

The "Chris" Effect, where someone gives off the impression that they hate something or someone with a passion, but in reality, they have a deep affection or love for the aforementioned
A guy I know plays this game for many hours almost every day, but he always talks about how much he hates the game, as he continues to play it. I think he has a case of The Chris Effect
by JoeModest July 10, 2025
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Chris

He acts the gayest in the friend group
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance

When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans

He has a very good taste in guys
Chris is very passionate about guys
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Chris

A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
Did u here that Chris guy get rejected by that girl over there, little spastic
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
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chris duel

Cigar smoking, bourbon drinking, gun shooting, cool guy...
by BeachesLoveJeeps July 7, 2015
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Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up
your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her
by oloswrld June 30, 2020
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