water balls

when a man's penis shrinks and balls rise when you are in the water for a long time

Ed: Man, I was swimming in the ocean for a few hours!
Jay: haha you must have had water balls

by fareason July 8, 2010

lava balls

When a man's testicles are too hot and he must engage in man spread.

The guy on the bus must have had serious lava balls because his man spread took up two seats!

by AuntieFanny September 12, 2013

Niagara Balls

Thinking about a huge waterfall when you're at the urinal. You know you have to pee, but you have shy bladder syndrome. You've got to go to that special place.

Daggumit. Shy bladder syndrome again? Gotta think: Niagara Balls

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015

Ligma Ball

Referring to Ligma Balls.

Ninja died from ligma ball.

by djaks May 17, 2022

hamster balls

Balls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.

While changing Baby's diaper, Ayumi exclaimed "Damn, kid, you got some crazy hamster balls!"

by Mitsuneko January 24, 2008

ball fall

the male equivelant of a nip slip.... except with balls

Did you see Matt Damon at the Oscars?
He had a total ball fall.

by ilduce1390 May 3, 2009

MSN Balls

Being extremely shy in public.

Only to gain lots of confidence when using a IM service.

"Dude, Look it's Saffy! Go talk to her man"
"Nah, shes too cool"

Later that Day on MSN

"Hey Saffy"

"Hey, How comes you only talk to me on msn?"

"MSN Balls"

by Choclatebear August 5, 2009