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Esdras J. Cruz

Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.
"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("

"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
by ejc_10 November 22, 2021
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Anna J

Un uptight incompetent bitch who is always on her period. She has the IQ of a fucking pebble and her forehead is so gigantically large that it has its own gravitational pull.
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Drippy J

The drippiest dripped out god in the world
"Hey have you seen Drippy J?"
"Yeah he went to go get milk for Kevin."
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J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
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The J

A godlike being, can delete a person with just seeing them.
guy: yo is that the j??????
guy: *dies*
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J hope

MY FUCKING HUSBAND I LOVE HIM SM PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTA OR ESE I WILL BREAK YOUR KNEE CAPS😫😫😫
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j

j is the ebnst leter
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