brown ice

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.

Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.

by John July 5, 2006

Hertfordshire Brown

Hertfordshire Brown is a phrase commonly used in the regions outlying northern London to describe a bog-blocking shit.

Mat: I've laid another Hertfordshire Brown!
Nick: You shouldn't eat so much spam then you fucking moron.

by err_eof August 2, 2009

Browning Out

The resulting comatose state induced by a sudden, intense, and in most cases involuntary bowel movement. The victim may temporarily develop a minor form of amnesia due to an unstable peak in anal pressure and release known as Anal Fragmentation. Anal Fragmentation leaves the victim with little memory of said movement prior to losing consciousness. This is informally known as the process of blowing out ones sphincter.

The aftermath of a case of "Browning Out", provided the victims anus is still within repair, often calls for the prompt administration of medical and psychological aid. If left unattended the victim will experience long-term anal leakage and probable death due to serious infection and inability to withhold from defecation. Or Simply die of embarrASSment.

I invited the new girl from work out to family dinner on Sunday. The date was going well until Susie's bowels exploded on Gram Gram. Susie and Gram Gram are still in the hospital due to the browning out incident and cannot recall anything after the appetizers. Susie had mentioned her condition in regards to ethnic foods, and to Gram Gram's demise-- I ignored it. I'm sorry Gram Gram.

by FranMan November 13, 2013

brown-herman

When a group of guys takes a dump on a girls chest, and finger-paints on her face using the feces.

Molly looked like shit, she was up all night getting a brown-herman.

by super awesome February 23, 2008

Roscoe Brown

A name given to a rapist with many victims but the police care not enough to do anything about him so he goes on unnamed. His rapings are also quick, loud, without any tact or attention to who is around, not concept of time, and with complete disreguard to being caught or not.

Jesus Christ: "So what were you doing at lunch in the parking lot?"

Maria: "Ol' Roscoe Brown got me. Some unbathed sweaty homeless guy."

Jesus Christ: "Yeah you gotta be careful, that nigga don't care. He got Christine on her way in this morning."

by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2008

Brown Russian

It is a White Russian made with the cup from "2 girls, one cup."

Dude, I can't belive she just drank that Brown Russian

by chocko! April 5, 2009