Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
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Used to assert dominance over people that need it
Used to assert dominance over people that need it
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Get the y=mx+b mug.A small, universal television remote control with only an On/Off button. This small device is most fun at use in airports, bars, restaurants, laundromats, Student Activity Centers, etc.
Phil: Hey Steve, do you have your TV-B-Gone today?
Stephen: Yeah, lets go piss off the freshman in SAC.
Phil: Fuck yeah
Stephen: Yeah, lets go piss off the freshman in SAC.
Phil: Fuck yeah
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Get the TV-B-Gone mug.When someone named Duncan 'b dizzles' all over another man's face while simultaneously shitting on his own legs and rubbing it in like body wash.
Bro I got b dizzled so good last night. I cant walk straight from how hard duncan b dizzled all over my face and body and balls.
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Girl: B MY V!
Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.
Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?
Girl: B MY V!
Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.
Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?
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West Coast: "No one I know ever gave a fuck about 'b-more,' let alone use that phrase."
East Coast: "You're telling me, trying living near to it."
Both, at same time: "Could it b-any-less?"
East Coast: "You're telling me, trying living near to it."
Both, at same time: "Could it b-any-less?"
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This could be on a game, in an argument, even in real life.
This could be on a game, in an argument, even in real life.
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