Michael Vick

A man who is the greatest running quarterback in NFL history

A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more

A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it

And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc

"Michael Vick is a walking time bomb"

by GoatedDynamite June 29, 2021

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

michael jordan

basketball legend.

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.

by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018

Michael Jordan

The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)

Michael Jordan is the GOAT!

by ltd0102gotyou! March 02, 2024

Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 10, 2021

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 23, 2023

michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan

michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023