the worst place on earth, it has the most Dangerous Road! your heart will beat extra fast and you will feel like you are going to pass out as you walk through it, suddenly the temperature rises and your body is half burnt and that's not even it! students say that ''that is the safest part'' because as soon as you walk in the school! you are not going to get back! they say that some rituals are done there and no one has survived and came back from that school!! IN CONCLUSION: DON'T SEND YOUR KID TO HEEZLE SCHOOL
Anne: hey, there is a new school im moving to!
Jake: oh really? which school?
Anne: heezle school
Jake: you ain't coming back, RIP bae
Jake: oh really? which school?
Anne: heezle school
Jake: you ain't coming back, RIP bae
by druckman June 14, 2021
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by One in 8 billion March 23, 2023
Get the school cromebook mug.A haven of "high"-achievers, where our proudest achievement is the "education" of Mini-Morgz and David Waring, who is running to become the dictator of Eckington in the May local elections.
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
No, I don't want to go to Eckington School, I'd rather go to the Kabul Taliban School for Terrorists!
by JayDam2500kgGuidedMunition March 30, 2023
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masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out
masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out
"my friend got kicked out for bringing coke to school"
"oh they must go to the masters school"
"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"
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"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"
by lord jeffery April 2, 2023
Get the the masters school mug.Also known as the "Druggy School," the Field School is a place where people go when they want an excuse to do drugs, alcohol, and sex. Called this due to the fact that the first Field school was in a Marijuana Field.
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Actually, a pretty cool place that's just really chill and relaxed. And good for it- a lot of private schools around DC maybe shouldn't take as many pills as Field, but one they should is a chill pill. Also, some really cool people go there.
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Actually, a pretty cool place that's just really chill and relaxed. And good for it- a lot of private schools around DC maybe shouldn't take as many pills as Field, but one they should is a chill pill. Also, some really cool people go there.
Maret Kid: Haha you go to The Field School! DRUGGY!
Field Kid: Hey you are too just admit it.
Sidwell Kid: Shut up you're high all the time!
Field Kid: That's a stereotype. And do I look like I'm high?
GDS Kid: Whateva! We do lots of hw so you're inferior!
Wilson Kid: Hey guys.
Maret, Sidwell, and GDS Kid: OH SHIT PUBLIC SCHOOL KID *they run away and hide*
Field Kid: Hey, thanks. They need to take a chill pill.
Wilson Kid: So true
Field Kid: Hey you are too just admit it.
Sidwell Kid: Shut up you're high all the time!
Field Kid: That's a stereotype. And do I look like I'm high?
GDS Kid: Whateva! We do lots of hw so you're inferior!
Wilson Kid: Hey guys.
Maret, Sidwell, and GDS Kid: OH SHIT PUBLIC SCHOOL KID *they run away and hide*
Field Kid: Hey, thanks. They need to take a chill pill.
Wilson Kid: So true
by Mr. Obviously Obvious November 8, 2009
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by Dude Man October 16, 2004
Get the McCallie School mug.The place where Rich white kids, smart Asian kids, and horny Indian kids come to learn that Biochemistry is the subject of Satan. Oftentimes, these 4 years reflect regret in not learning Korean (to decipher professors) instead of learning Spanish (to decipher your patients). These 4 years are filled with defining "firsts" Ex: First time White Kid A screwed an Asian Girl. First time Indian Kid A got laid period. First time Asian girl tried lesbian porn to pay for her abusive boyfriend's car insurance.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.
I went to Dental School because I did not get into Medical School.
I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.
Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.
I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.
Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.
by dizzlerizzle April 24, 2006
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