Shit Signaling

Actions that run counter to societal norms so as to prove your love and loyalty to friends, loved ones, etc.

'Did that guy just knock over your beer?!'

'Yea, that's Dan. He's just shit signaling. Don't judge him by this interaction alone.'

by no-kindo May 21, 2018

primal shit

the act of taking ones pants off in the midst of pooping

I just took the most primal shit of my life

by bort. July 28, 2019

Fupa Shit

A situation where you blowin chunks out yo piss-hole.

I done fupa shit my undergarments.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 6, 2019

Shit Subway

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.

Me and Ralph are gonna take a ride on the shit subway if you know what I mean.

by TheMentalExecutioner November 7, 2019

Backyard shit

When one shits in a neighbor of choices yard that they don’t like.

Carl: Hey josh did you know your dog shit in my yard!?
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.

by Poopsex69 November 27, 2019

little shit

what you say when a little kid talks shit

The Fuck You Say To Me ,You Little Shit!

by (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━✿✿✿✿✿✿ February 27, 2019

screaming shits

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.

When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.

by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019