Pussy magnet

A man who slashes pussy like it's his job

Bj:hj is that Chad?
Hj:yeah
Bj:I heard he banged all the cheerleaders at our school
Hj:I know what a pussy magnet

by Ace daddy March 26, 2019

pussy dumpster

A pussy that takes anything and doesn't spit it out. And also smells of rotten garbage.

Man that ho will bang anything and they are never seen again. And agh whats that smell? Ah shes a pussy dumpster dude!

by Jdub2014 June 12, 2014

pussy dead

1. When your pussy is pounded so hard that your pussy is literally dead... aka blown out, destroyed

2. A figurative form referencing the hilarity of something.

1. When Ali came over to hook up with Jasmine he made her pussy dead.

2. Kourtney made a joke about Lauren getting bred, it made Lauren laugh so hard she was pussy dead.

by Pussydead1000 February 19, 2017

Pussy Crystals

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.

Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.

by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012

pussy daddy

a man who is swamped in females. The ladies are crawling to get some from him.

See that prison guy with all them girls surrounding him, he is such a pussy daddy, i'm so jealous.

by feelin_you May 13, 2013

Pussy Palace

The home of a Sex goddess. Her name is Julie, and she exudes sex. A pussy palace is welcoming harem stocked with coffee and flat bread pizza. Julie sleeps naked, walks around topless throughout the day, has a box of sex toys under her bed, and fucks you in librarian glasses while dressed like a young naughty school girl. She rubs sex oils on her chest when she comes in the room to do you, she cums multiple times and fucks you at least twice a day. A requirement to have a pussy palace is the ability to do splits during sex. Julie can do this and take your load with her to yoga directly following intercourse.

I need to get me a girl that runs a pussy palace

by Matt frat January 16, 2020

Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.

Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”

by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019