pussy dead

1. When your pussy is pounded so hard that your pussy is literally dead... aka blown out, destroyed

2. A figurative form referencing the hilarity of something.

1. When Ali came over to hook up with Jasmine he made her pussy dead.

2. Kourtney made a joke about Lauren getting bred, it made Lauren laugh so hard she was pussy dead.

by Pussydead1000 February 19, 2017

crusty pussy

When a guy cums on a girl's pussy and waits till the cum dries up on her pussy all crusty.

Megan prefers to eat crusty pussy.

by Defnition202 June 9, 2016

Sourdough Pussy

When that pussy smelling like some fresh sourdough bread.

Damn you fucking with Ailie? I heard she got some sourdough pussy.

by Gshlong January 31, 2021

Pussy Crystals

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.

Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.

by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012

Shrimp Pussy

When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.

Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!

by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011

Yeasty pussy

noun: a name given to a woman's genitalia who has not had any sexual contact after a lengthy period of time resulting in the vaginal juices to ferment and produce an unpleasant odor commonly mistaken for yeast.

dude1; "i'll pay you $20 to sleep with dave's mom"

dude2; "hell no!! She got one yeasty pussy! i can smell it from here!!

dude1; "ok.......ill double it"

dude2; ".........................your on"

by mike hocks January 13, 2012

Pussy Palace

The home of a Sex goddess. Her name is Julie, and she exudes sex. A pussy palace is welcoming harem stocked with coffee and flat bread pizza. Julie sleeps naked, walks around topless throughout the day, has a box of sex toys under her bed, and fucks you in librarian glasses while dressed like a young naughty school girl. She rubs sex oils on her chest when she comes in the room to do you, she cums multiple times and fucks you at least twice a day. A requirement to have a pussy palace is the ability to do splits during sex. Julie can do this and take your load with her to yoga directly following intercourse.

I need to get me a girl that runs a pussy palace

by Matt frat January 16, 2020