Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015

Park Guy

A guy who skates at parks but suck really bad

Park Guy noob

by The really Ryan Sheckler May 1, 2015

Action Park

The world's most dangerous parks. It opened in 1979. It caused 6 deaths at least. The first being a man cracking his head on the cement of the Alpin Sled. Four drowned, and one had a hart attake.

"OMG! Did you ever go to Action Park?"
"Yes, I escaped with one sprained leg"
"I fell bad for you.."

by Angel B Witchen May 5, 2015

Glen Park Boy

A hard ass from the 219gary,indiana a trapping ass nigga you dont wanna fuck with
Badass,Trapper,OG Thug

Shut up nigga! I'm a "Glen Park Boy".

by Unknown_shittalker June 12, 2015

park kids

Dirty ghetto kids in which there parents show lack of envolvmet and discipline.

All these dirty ass park kids outside .

by Louuthag0d August 30, 2015

parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015