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Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
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Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest
Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld
by EmJayee March 11, 2020
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bird

a single cigarette you are attempting to bum off somone.
hey let me get one of those birds man. Can i get a bird.
by Luke H.. September 1, 2009
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kitty bird

cat and bird
by 3v6h5vhw5t March 26, 2021
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Bird Boppin'

The act of repeatedly tapping your bird (usually a budgie) on the head until (s)he becomes extremely annoyed and/or aggravated.
1: I was totally bird boppin' tweet a few minutes ago.
2: LOL! she must have been pissed
1: yeah, she almost bit me.
by burdbawp February 15, 2010
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Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation
Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker
by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018
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Bird

A girl who is used and gets used.
Bro she ain’t nun but a bird, swear.
I dunno man should I cuff though?
Naw dawg, flip her like a bird.
by Birdieboy April 6, 2018
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