Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Forest Fire

A game to play with your best mates.

One of your friends light their pubes on fire while the rest try to put it out with their jizz.

Ronald: Hey, wanna play Forest Fire ?

Jammie: Nah, my dick got blisters.

by MF_FK0 September 11, 2020

forest fire

a sexual activity where a female sets her pubic hair on fire and has to jerk off the male until he ejaculates, causing the flame to go out.

“i found a lighter. want to start a forest fire?”
“what the fuck is wrong with you?”

by threekingx September 13, 2020

Double Bush Fire

This is where to girls scissor ✂ so fast that they set each others bushes on fire.

Amber: Hey wanna go upstairs?
Amelia: Oh yh! Come on let's go
Amber: You better give me it rough
Amelia: I'll make us have a Double Bush Fire

by Coochie Kid September 25, 2020

:fire:

a Discord emoji which would show an emoticon "fire" when typed in chat

This seems kinda lit :fire:

by LePost James September 25, 2020

chill fire

definitely anything but a chill fire. Ends up being the most ridiculous shit ever.

Ashley said she wants to have a chill fire tonight but I can't operate on one hour of sleep tomorow

by Ellyfluffybunny September 26, 2020

poop fire

the perfect 2020 definition

x: in what year are we?

y: in the poop fire

by imbabyflow October 2, 2020