nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Mayonnaise monkey

Racist slur targeted towards white people.

It is probably less used than other's such as Cracker.

Look at that mayonnaise monkey walking in our hood!

by Kubaj_CZ July 9, 2022

Tickling The Monkey

When the male scrotum goes unshaven for an extended period of time. This then causes an itching sensation. The act of scratching the hairy scrotum is known as ticking the monkey. This due to the resemblance a hairy scrotum has to a monkey.

“Me and my girl were watching a movie and she was tickling the monkey.”

by Bill Bob Boo July 12, 2022

Jizz Monkey

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.

Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.

by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022

Monkey ballsack

When your balls be mad itching

dude1: i have Monkey ballsack
dude2:same

by Poopyfan887 June 13, 2022

Sour Monkey

Getting a Blow Job after not showering for at least 2 weeks.

"Dude, this chick totally threw up after I gave her a Sour Monkey!"

by Temmy29 June 14, 2022