The Mozambique Fire Drill

The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.

Me, Anto, Emmet, Jimmy, and Squally hit The Mozambique fire drill last night.

by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023

Hair fire

A complete overreaction to what ends up being a nonevent.

By misunderstanding the problem, the boss put us through a real hair fire.

by SmilinRic December 16, 2008

Fire tits

Tits so hot they’re on fire.

“Yo, dude. Do you see that girl’s fire tits over there? Bruh.”

by Achy kelvin January 3, 2021

Forest Fire

When a Woman is trying to find the Dick inside the man's bush and sucks it off

She tried to find my forest fire last night

by WoodyTheFukBoi May 12, 2018

Australian Bush Fire

When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis

"Damn she really needs to shave down under. She really hit me with the Australian Bush Fire!!"

by Daddy Yanky 4 U April 6, 2021

Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Fire

Jordan

Jordan is literally the living definition of fire.

by pyroloving August 8, 2018