potato

idk a fruit ig?

what even is a potato

by badbitchenergypurr January 2, 2021

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Potato

Me. Everyone in the world is a potato. Potato is life.

I is potato

by POTATO beef July 20, 2018

Potatoe

Potatoe but with an e

Potatoe e

by S uhsbhubhus October 17, 2020

Potato Lab

I great bsf and a cute fat potato :D.

(P.S: Message her on gc)
SHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATOSHES A CUTE POTATO

Potato lab: ello frands
Me: ello :D

by fflyingpiggzz December 22, 2022

Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.

Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.

by Zocmysock January 23, 2022

potatoes and gravy

A mans favourite food.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.

"Tonight I'm going to eat potatoes and gravy"

by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021