excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."

"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."

by DMC May 24, 2004

coop-like luck

Someone who has luck equivalent to that of a coop-a-loop. It generally describes someone who always happens to have things go their way, no matter the situation.

After winning six straight poker hands, Andrew was said to have coop-like luck.

by DJP January 29, 2004

slept like a rock

Like a rock

I slept like a rock

by Gio_a-s February 14, 2021

rat like freak

wilcox etc

hey check that wilcox, he's a rat like freak

by ass cheese November 20, 2003

Boiled Like An Owl

Means to get drunk.

Man, 'Im so stoked for Thirsty Thursday. I'm gunna get boiled like an owl.

by hkychic17 October 27, 2011

diamond-like rhombus

A kite-shaped polygon. Can also be called a "kite", but that's no fun. Works nicely on geometry tests when trying to piss off the teacher.

Math Test: "Give this polygon its specific name."

Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."

by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

dumps like a truck

An analogy used to describe people, usually larger ones, who excrimate their feces in a manner resembling a dumptruck dumping it's load.

Man, that fat old b1tch dumps like a truck

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004