dog raper

Someone who engages in sexual acts with a canine, or dog.

Guy 1: That kid B-RI is a dog raper, did you see him having sex with that dog, it was sick!
Guy 2: I know! He took it up the bum hole, how sick is that!?
B-RI: Bite me. Come closer so that I may kill you.

by Anthony BBBBB October 4, 2005

Lazy Dog

A sexual position where the giver and receiver lie on their sides and the giver enters the receiver from behind. This position can either be initiated on its own, or can begin from the Doggystyle position. When beginning from the Doggystyle position, the two dogs simply fall over on their sides.

The Lazy Dog is the first step in the modified Cave Canem. In this instance it precedes Doggystyle.

I was so tired from work, all I could do was the Lazy Dog last night.

by Warmpain May 1, 2010

Prairie Dogging

Your colons signal that you've waited to long to visit the hopper

By the time I got home I had to go so bad I was already Prairie Doddin'...also known as Turtle Headin'

by Mark February 29, 2004

Salty dog

When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.

Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!

by JustinOther September 30, 2007

dog botherer

Derogatory phrase, used in a similar fashion to shit stabber, sheep shagger and mexican cheese dragon.

Oh my god that guy is such a dog botherer...

You fucking jeylord I bet you bother dogs...

by Squirrelking May 8, 2004

Road Dog

Beer taken on the road.

"Lemme grab a road dog from the fridge before we go."

by beergrrl June 2, 2009

dookie dog

1. Blasting a dookie(usually taking the form of explosive diarrhea) on a man's penis, then eating it off.

2. Accidentally releasing your bowels onto your partner's genetalia during sex.

Dwanda gave me a wicked dookie dog last night.

by Grand Master Funkalicious October 3, 2004