Dirty bathtub

when you are in the bathtub and your grandma walks in and says "can i help you?" and you say yeah grandma get my back.

I got a dirty bathtub last night.

by aphbesties May 13, 2010

The Dirty Bandit

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!

Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!

by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009

Dirty Geronimo

After clarifying with sexual partner that there will be no anal involved in this session, you yell "Geronimo", and proceed with vigor, to insert your member into her anal cavity.

Debra will not try anal sex with me, I'm gonna have to give her the ol' Dirty Geronimo

by LilSass92 July 6, 2010

Dirty Cali

The act of sneezing into the vagina of a person therefor causing them to queef in your face

"Dude, her pubes tickled my nose which made me Dirty Cali her"

by MitalWulf97 March 30, 2020

Dirty Lloyd

After a night of heavy drinking and cocaine binging you bring a fat chick home. You then proceed to pour moonshine on her tits and lick it off.

Dude, I left the George Strait concert last night and pulled a dirty Lloyd on some fat bitch.

by Jy0311 June 14, 2019

Dirty Elmo

Originating from the fuzzy red monster from Sesame Street, this action refers to the inappropriate foreplay of tickling a red headed person.

Last night began with a long dirty Elmo session.

by DElmo02 March 27, 2015

Dirty seal

1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.

2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.

sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?

sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.

by Cady XIII May 13, 2009